If you don’t know how something works, you cannot fix it!
If you don’t understand how your mind works, what exactly goes on inside your head, you won’t really know how to adjust your way of thinking to become more positive.
Test #1: If you are free to make your own choices, then why can’t you choose to be a persistently positive, happy, fun-to-be-with person despite what your circumstances throws at you?
Test #2: Why is it so difficult to change those parts of your personality you don’t like?
Test #3: Why can’t your rational mind rid you of emotions such as worry, once they take hold?
Get Me Adjusted is the prequel to every self-help book ever written
There are two types of people in this world: those who want to be told what to do and those who think for themselves. Get Me Adjusted explains how the mind works so you can think for yourself.
Why not just get told what to do? Here’s why: one-fits-all solutions don’t work, the seven easy steps always leaves out the one step you really need, and being told what to do leave you powerless to adjust to changing circumstance.
If you REALLY want to become more positive then you need to understand how your mind works.
There is a wrong way to fix your attitude, and there’s a right way to fix your head
You cannot adjust the reception of a conked-out radio, by shaking and slapping the box. You also cannot expect to adjust the way you think, feel or act, by reading some inspirational stories, following seven simple steps, and adding some will power into the mix. Unless you have a careful look inside the box, so you can make some sense of what’s going on, you will be left blundering through a catalogue of self-help ideas, wondering why none of them ever really changes you.
Get Me Adjusted unpacks the box in a way that will help you experience your mind not as some vague mystery, but as a clearly defined process that you can easily visualise.
Get Me Adjusted is filled with some big surprises. There is a puppet and puppet master, there are curious elements called intiles, there is a silver toad and a debate that destroys freedom, there is a man called Maslow falling from a pyramid, and a spitting alien called Jack. There are some shocking truths, breathtaking insights, and for once an opportunity to finally acquire the understanding that will help you adjust your mind to be more positive.
Get Me Adjusted
Get Me Adjusted is about you, the one who experiences everything, and the puppet master, your mind.
Get Me Adjusted is about facing the facts. If changing your attitude was a choice, we would all have been positive, happy, self-motivated, self-confident, fun-to-be-with people … but we are not.
Get Me Adjusted is not a ‘Seven Easy Steps’ book. It is a big revelation book.
Get Me Adjusted is about lots of ‘oh’ and ‘ah-ha’ moments that give you the insight to figure out how to adjust your particular attitude, within your particular circumstances, into something you specifically want.
Every once in a while, a book comes out of nowhere
and changes just about everything.
This is one of those books.
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Get Real!
There are no ‘10 minute’ tricks!
Get Me Adjusted does not make ludicrous ‘10 minute technique’ claims.
You can either get yourself a 10 minute technique and fail, or you can do nothing and succeed at accomplishing nothing, or you can invest some time and effort in your own success and happiness.
Get Me Adjusted does not require self-discipline, courage, assertiveness or forcing yourself to do things. It is about understanding the way something works and then allowing that understanding to bring about change.
Once you think differently you will begin to feel and do things differently.
Stop slapping the box!
If your radio stops working you can slap it, and hope something re-connects, or you can open the box, find the loose wire, and fix it properly.
Hey! I’m not some genius brain-whiz! This sounds like brain surgery.
Get Me Adjusted will do three things for you:
- Get Me Adjusted will make you realise that the way your mind works is a lot simpler that you might think.
- Get Me Adjusted was not written for an academic brain-genius whiz so you should have no problem understanding what it’s all about, even if you are a genius.
- Get Me Adjusted is written with all the padding and clutter stripped away so you don’t have to read a hundred pages to get to a useful fact.
You only need to do this once
Imagine a little alien walking around with it’s nose to the ground. It's always hungry because it never realised that the trees it passes every day are laden with fruit.
It will only take one moment of insight for the alien to look up and see the fruit ... just one moment to change everything, forever.
Get Me Adjusted will give you this once in a lifetime insight to look in a different direction and it will give you all the instructions you need for getting to the fruits. You just need to make the effort of reading the book … just once.
This will, for once, be really worth it!
To be given the opportunity to finally open the box, see how your mind works, and aquire the insight and know-how to adjust your attitude to be more positive and happier is surely something priceless. All it takes is one click of a button, some pocket money, a couple of days reading Get Me Adjusted and you have the beginning of a whole new way of thinking.
I know, you’ve been there before; read the promises, bought the book, made the effort to read it, and in the end it changed nothing. Get Me Adjusted is different:
- Get Me Adjusted goes one step further than most self-help books. It shows you the nuts and bolts of your mind. It is the book you should have read BEFORE the other self-help books.
- Get Me Adjusted is not about giving you a truck load of facts, case-studies and instructions. It is mainly about moments of ‘ah-ha.’ What Get Me Adjusted does is change the way you look at your mind, your feelings, the way you make decisions, yourself and others so things start making a whole lot more sense.
A key moment…
Every now and then we come to a special moment where we have two options in front of us that will take our lives in one direction or the other. They are not always BIG decisions, but they have significant consequences.
You now have two such options before you.
YES - “Ok! Let me see what Get Me Adjusted is all about.”
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)

NO - “This is not for me.”
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labour; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to
acquire it.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

Why did you write Get Me Adjusted?
Bernard of Chartres used to say that we are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a greater distance, not by virtue of any sharpness of sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size.
But this giant is not some individual, is it? We are all standing on each other’s shoulders, and on the shoulders of ever person and every creature, big and small, that has played a part in this extra-ordinary story of our 3.7 billion years of evolution. Every one of them contributed a special little chapter that has shaped a unique story that’s being written on this tiny planet.
Maybe out there … somewhere, there are worlds where other such stories are also being written, but this one … this is our story. However, this universe is not a kindergarten fairy tale world filled with pink fluffy stuff. There are some chapters in this story of ours that describes unimaginable horrors … and pain … but then we also have chapters of such beauty, wonder and accomplishment it simply takes your breath away. I believe that these positive stories are in the majority. If they weren’t we would not have been here today.
I wrote Get Me Adjusted because, from where I stood on the giant’s shoulders, I was fortunate enough to see ideas that can help you and me … help all of us … adjust the way in which we write our part of the story of life, so our chapters can become a more positive and happier contribution.
What others say about Get Me Adjusted
A Reader
It’s a shame that self help gurus often make inflated claims to having the definitive answer to various personal issues people struggle with. It is a shame because it fosters a sense of scepticism to such claims. When someone then comes along and writes a book that really does offer new insights into the mind, people miss out because of this build up scepticism. Don’t make this mistake with Get Me Adjusted.
Nina Paley
A Reader
I read Get Me Adjusted and it was as if a light was switched on in a room that has always been somewhat dark. It is clear to me that all the books I’ve read before was read in the dark.
Mika Shannon
A Christian
I have only had two epiphanies in my life so far: the first when someone told me a story and I found God, the second when I read this book and finally understood the truth.
Hazel Mayfield
An Atheists
I envy the Christians their crutches; they don’t seem to fall over that easy. Atheisms is a lot about not having crutches. It is also about trying to remain standing while realising you are not as strong as you would like to be. Get Me Adjusted gave me some non-religious crutches; only, it’s more like a rocket pack.
Mark Owen
A Student
Totally chuffed I read this now, at this stage of my life. I’m studying law and I see reading this book as the crossroad where I turned right to a brilliant career instead of left to a merely successful career.
Bilal Siddique
A Philosopher
A book with a staggering number of insights; reconciling determinism with indeterminism (for once successfully in my opinion), a new theory of needs, a fascination process theory based on the novel concept of ‘intiles’, custom belief systems, the list goes on. There is a lot to think about in this book.
Jennifer Kealing
A Businessman
I don’t read self-help books. The only reason the self-help industry is worth over $8 billion is because it’s a band-aid industry – it just keep sticking plasters over a festering problem. I only read this book because my business partner insisted I should read it. I am glad I did. This is not band-aid stuff – this is brain surgery.
Siyanda Mdolo
A Pensioner
At 67 you start thinking more about having fewer days left that what you’ve already lived. After having read Get Me Adjusted I know the days I have left will far outshine those I’ve already had.
Paul Guillow
An enthusiast
WHOOOOOOOOOOW! This is a GREAT book! I’ve read it six times now and things keep popping up to hit me between the eyes.
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